i dedicate this to my best friends, Kinsley Ferrari and Kiana Ryder. I love them more than i love cocaine and cunt and stripper shoes.
Kinsley, you always save the day, and always have my back. You're as loyal as they come. I hope we do a lot more coke to this album, and make out at parties!
Kiana, we literally never stop laughing together, and even though our tastes are extremely different, we still, after 6 years can be the best of friends. I know you won't listen to this (neither will Kinsley) but you're still my bitch, and i love you both anyway.
Thank you to my mommy, for being the best. You were the hottest stripper in town, and now you're the best mom. I'm super proud of you, kiddo.
Thank you to Branden Miller, for our long 4 hour talks about Madonna, and for mentoring me, giving me experience, and making me laugh. Please don't forget me when you're on MTV, cutting up with Madonna and Gwen.
Thanks to every artist i grew up listening to that formed my music in some way, shape or form.
Thanks to @FraudjelinaJolie and @QottonQueef for being my favorite and first official fans, please buy How To Hack Your Womb: The Complete Guide on Amazon
This is the first album i've ever finished, and although the music isn't touching or heartfelt, i'm very proud of it.
released April 20, 2016
everything written, produced, performed, mixed, mastered by Ayesha Erotica.
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